I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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