Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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