She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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