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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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