lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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