Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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