We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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