i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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