you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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