I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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