i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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