Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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