Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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