Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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