I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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