He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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