If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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