tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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