i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
she told me i tasted like america
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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