remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
where are my eyebrows?
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