I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
