good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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