Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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