Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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