at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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