Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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