All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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