also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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