this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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