is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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