I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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