drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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