she was so not down for the gang bang
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I don't think brook has ever known best
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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