she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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