I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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