With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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