i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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