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  Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i'm home, then i'll come over

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  ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  nvm.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area

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  29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard

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• (818): View more from California

  I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope

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• (831): View more from California

  sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!

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  Be safe. And I hate you.

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.

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• (530): View more from California

  After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?

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