I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
So many bounce houses so little time
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?