Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i'm home, then i'll come over
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?