i think my mom watched the whole time
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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