brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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