I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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