Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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