Whatcha textin bout Willis?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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