i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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