Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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