Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You're like the curious george of whores
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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