Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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