i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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