Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
of course. lets lasso hookers.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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