would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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