Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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