There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Michael Bay diarrhea
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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