I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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