We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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