I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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