There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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