Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize